Welcome to part two of chapter three! Sorry for the one day delay… We were sort of out of ideas… but… yeah… we came up with some new ones and now we’re back. We couldn’t let our fans down… or Molly… because she has to die and then come back to life. OOPS! Sorry!!! Scratch that. (Too lazy to press ‘backspace’ so… PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED) Also…um… we still have to explain why she died… so… yeah… we suggest you to continue reading. Sorry for the spill.

        Molly was 30…right…? Okay… well… Molly collapsed in the middle of the war. She had just turned Minty Pony into a weapon of mass destruction. She woke up in the hospital. The doctor was playing a video game on his new cell phone. (AWKWARD; even though it can happen in real life) Seeing Molly awake, the doctor quickly put his cell phone away, embarrassed.

        “GOOD MORNING!” he said cheerfully. Without missing a beat, in the same cheerful tone; he said, “You have cancer. Bye, and happy living…Even if it is only 5 more hours.” and went to play his video game again.

        “WHAT!?! YOU MEAN I ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS TO LIVE?” Molly screamed. “PSH! No! You only have 5 more hours until you are in crucial pain. Sheesh, people these days are so tentimental. When I was a kid, we celebrated when our doctors diagnosed us with cancer. At least we wouldn’t die in the wars.” “Which war?” asked Molly. “All of them,” said the doctor. “I am an immortal freak!J”

        Hahahahaha, we’re out of ideas again. Stay tuned for chapter 4!

 

                                        SIGNED:

 

JHFUHGDJ AND THE DEPRESSED MIRROR ON THE WALL~